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The party begins
The clown walks in
Shitty arts and crafts
Nobody laughs
I swear to God
If he tells another joke
I'll beat him with a rod
I'll make him croak
I grab that fucker by the throat
So sick and tired of his clown rote
Punch him in the gut with a knife
I can't wait to end his shit life
He tried to fight but I was too quick
Knocked his wind out through a dick kick
Sliced his gut right the fuck open
Eyes go white his body's broken
His entrails spill into the kiddie pool
His eyes roll back as he drools
Body cold and barely breathing
Lying there, destroyed and bleeding
Kids are screaming, party's cancelled
Hacked into pieces, clown dismantled
Fuck him he was a fucking asshole
In Hell I'll devestate his soul
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You Take Too Much
00:53
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Fucking move / Get some air
Don't just sit / Sit and stare
Eating Lay's / Eyes glazed
Don't eat that / You're getting fat
Mouth breather / Cough and hack
Aneurysm / Heart attack
Diabetes / Apnea
Cancer / Insomnia
Sitting around watching the time go by
Crushed by your weight your innards die
Watching TV and eating SHIT
Suicide is illegal, can't you take a hint?
You claim you're disabled, you spew the facts
But your medical bills are paid with my tax
So get off your ass, and eat something that's real
I'll murder your kid if he eats a happy meal
On a diet / So you say
Frozen veggies / There's a way!
Eating greens / Won't make up
For that soda / in your cup
For your life / Is a lie
You eat shit / YOU WILL DIE
And no one will / Give a fuck
Only by Death / will you shut up!
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Car Door Dick Smash
00:59
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Driving drunk down the road crashing into shit
Pull over to puke by the White Castle exit
Close the door we don’t wanna hear you barf
Stumble over, slam it shut and FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I look down and my pants are undone
But where my dick should be is a gushing bloody stump now
SEVERED DICK TWITCHING ON THE GROUND
Fear takes hold and my face turns white
Take a step back and slip on my penis blood
BLEEDING OUT CLING TO LIFE
CAR DOOR DICK SMASH
NONE CAN SAVE YOU
CAR DOOR DICK SMASH
YOU ARE REAL FUCKED NOW
Car castration
CAR DOOR DICK SMASH CAR DOOR No more
Masturbation
CAR DOOR DICK SMASH CAR DOOR DICK SMASH
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Puke To Death
00:43
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(Puke sounds)
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Party At The Scum Pit
01:45
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Party at the scum pit
Thrash, bang your fuckin' head (UNTIL ITS SORE)
Puke all over your shit
Drink beers till you are dead (AND DRINK SOME MORE)
Party at the scum pit
In a festering sewer
Down where evil is born
Fully drenched in manure
We create blood and gore
Intoxication is welcome
40s raised, bongs are hit
Thrash will murder your eardrums
Party at the scum pit
Blacked out, you're one of the scum
There's blood on your face, you're broken and numb
Some guy might be dead, got stabbed by a bum
You don't give a shit (PUKE IN THE PIT)
Party at the scum pit
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Sandpaper Colon Cleanse
01:12
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Out with friends talking about our health and fitness
Bill suggests something that he heard from the Mrs.
Colon cleanse will rid your body of its toxins
That sounds nice but I want this to rock my socks off
First I take the toilet plunger - Get the paper
Fasten paper to the bottom – This should be fine
Dip it into Frank’s red hot sauce – Lots of flavor
Suction it to the floor tile – Now its ready I take a squat
First I take the toilet plunger - Get the paper
Fasten paper to the bottom – This should be fine
Dip it into Frank’s red hot sauce – Lots of flavor
Suction it to the floor tile – Now its ready I take a squat
THE SANDPAPER COLON CLEANSE
With just one sweep
Anal tract bleeds
I grit my teeth
All my guts slide on the floor
I’ve minced my meat
Too late for me
Brief sexual glee
and then I will be no more
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DBAD(BAD)
00:27
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Don't be a dick, be a dude (x some number)
Be a dude don't be a fucking dick
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Eaten Alive
01:37
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Descend
Into the muddy tomb where
They Walk
After death, craving flesh to
Find the
Final piece of this quest
To lay them
Back to eternal rest
Quickly
Now they know that we are here
Defend our
Lives against their blades with shields
Voices
Screaming around me
My friends are
Eaten Alive
Torn to
Pieces by the evil dead
Viscera
Strewn about across the crypt
I watch
In fear as they have found me
As they claw
At my body
Cold dead
Hand grips my wrist
Its knife stabs
Ruptured in a bloody mess of
My stomach
They stuff my guts into their mouths
As I watch
Choking vomiting
Bleeding dying
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Discovery of the Body
01:54
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Insurmountable stench
A walk in the park
Blood stains on a bench
Murder in the dark
Suns up in the East, people come to see
Body parts strewn about, killed by the beast
The hordes ask why, no one saw a thing,
How could this be? The killer runs free
Surfaced in the creek
A bloated corpse afloat
Flesh rendered weak
Clawed at the throat
The odor is unbearable, you double up in grief
Puke your fuckin' guts out, yet you stare in disbelief
Monster on the loose, the killer runs free
On the news: Discovery of the body
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Retirement Home Buffet
02:27
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I open the door
Where the old farts wait to die
As I begin my ritual of gore
They gasp as I explore
The others watch as I
Tear up the decrepit flesh
His butchering was no fight
With scalpal, fork, and knife
picking apart their brains
bifocals smashed to dust
he shit his Depends as I
Tore up his shitty guts
They scream, I claw
apart their decrepit skin
Blood spilt, bones snapped
I'll eat them from within
Gorging, I feast
Can't sate my appetite
Feeding the beast
Old shits will DIE TONIGHT!!
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Your music sucks and you look gay
Gym shorts
Anti-sports
Colored tats
backwards hats
Ironed hair
You're a square
You took the bait and
Your music sounds like shit
Major scales
Painted nails
Girlie jeans
High school scenes
You jump around
like a fuckin' clown
Cassettes on the shelf
You should go kill your self
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Human Garbage
02:13
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FILTH
ROT
PLAGUE
DEATH
FILTH living scum
ROT infected ones
PLAGUE of this earth
DEATH your only worth BLEAAAAAAAUUUUUGGHHHHH
putrid sacks of shit
molding, growing tall
heaps of human cancer
spreading, infesting all UGH
every worthless human being
attached to screens, no more feeling
social skills vestigial
if it's not hashtagged is it real
regurgitated viral vomit
original thought forever gone its
brain repurposed to consume
battery dies and so do you
HUMAN GARBAGE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
All bown down to King Zuckerburg
Join the rest of the human herd
Piece of human garbage
you should commit suicide
piece of human garbage
film it with your iphone 5
one with the mass landfill
no significance, too late
meaningless existence
someone else will take your place
DIE
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D.O.G.
01:24
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(Growls)
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Slide behind the wheel
two bowls of chili, down
Cruising on the freeway
I gotta push brown
No rest stops are near
Can't escape this Hell
Clench my ass in fear
This will not end well
Warning farts are fired
escaping from my anus
Beginning of the end
Unbelievably heinous
Eyes begin to water
vision starts to falter
Oh fuck my window is broken
I black out from the stench
Something evil came from my ass
my eyes water from this Hell gas
Smelled so bad I wrecked my car
into oncoming traffic!
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Fucked By A Shark
01:25
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fucked by a shark
hanging at the beach with some babes
cooler's running out of beer
stumble down into the waves
you are too drunk to fear
it approaches you
attracted by your spew its turned on
eyes are filled with lust
its about to bust in your bum OHHHHHH GODDDDD
fucked by a shark
a sexual attack
fucked by a shark
there is no coming back
fucked by a shark
swim for the surface but your stuck
fucked by a shark
raped and drowned youre out of luck
fucked by a shark!!!
resting on the cold ocean floor
defiled mangled and dead
the babes will cry in the morgue
your obituary now says:
fucked by a shark
a sexual attack
fucked by a shark
there is no coming back
fucked by a shark
swim for the surface but your stuck
fucked by a shark
death by an aquafuck
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Late at night after the show
Drunk as shit and feeling slow
Need to eat before I go to bed
Cause if I don't, I'll wake up dead
Open my fridge to get some food
Just a few beers and some hot dogs
Labeled "Expired Yesterday"
I don't give a shit what they say
BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF THE MUSTARDGRAM!
Hot dog grind, to unwind
Ketchup please, on your knees.
Microwave, to the head,
Hot dog grind, now you're dead
Hot dog grind, to unwind
Ketchup please, on your knees.
Microwave, to the head,
Hot dog grind, now I'm dead
The hot dogs exit, from the 'wave
From my stomach, to the grave
Surely these hot dogs will be
The last meal that I'll ever eat
Colors explode from my eyes
Organs shut down as blood dries
I no longer need this shell,
I am the Earth, and this is Hell
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