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Christmas Warriors

by Car Door Dick Smash

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lyrics

Doors thrown open, exposing the sheep
Axe in hand - it's time to reap
Blades to throats - the only antidote
A tourniquet to the posers I am
Fuck these mall clowns, there can be only one
Red suit, leather boots - down the chimney chutes

No tolerance for the Christmas singing
I will put an end to your season's fucking greetings
Appropriating lies, spreading disease
Killing the earth by decapitating trees
20,000 Santas soon to be dead
Driven by hatred I will paint the malls RED

We are the Christmas Warrior Forces
Ending your outrageous claims to the solstice
Your God is dead - he'll never come back
Before the pentagram bow to my axe
Legions of ice we will end the charade
Slicing through churches with black evil rage
Young in your ways as you play pretend
We will restore nature to its intent

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released December 21, 2017
Keegan Hrybyk - Guitar/vocals
Aaron Doenges - Guitar/vocals
Lazer Mike - Bass
Computer - Skins

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