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Passing Out at the Wheel of My '98 Dutch Oven and Careening Into Oncoming Traffic

from Car Door Dick Smash by Car Door Dick Smash

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lyrics

Slide behind the wheel
two bowls of chili, down
Cruising on the freeway
I gotta push brown
No rest stops are near
Can't escape this Hell
Clench my ass in fear
This will not end well

Warning farts are fired
escaping from my anus
Beginning of the end
Unbelievably heinous
Eyes begin to water
vision starts to falter
Oh fuck my window is broken
I black out from the stench

Something evil came from my ass
my eyes water from this Hell gas
Smelled so bad I wrecked my car
into oncoming traffic!

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from Car Door Dick Smash, released September 1, 2014
Music and lyrics by Keegan Hrybyk
Keegan Hrybyk - Guitar, vocals
Aaron Doenges - Guitar, vocals
Matt Brandt - Bass
Computer - Drums

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