Retirement Home Buffet

from Car Door Dick Smash by Car Door Dick Smash

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lyrics

I open the door
Where the old farts wait to die
As I begin my ritual of gore
They gasp as I explore

The others watch as I
Tear up the decrepit flesh
His butchering was no fight
With scalpal, fork, and knife

picking apart their brains
bifocals smashed to dust
he shit his Depends as I
Tore up his shitty guts

They scream, I claw
apart their decrepit skin
Blood spilt, bones snapped
I'll eat them from within

Gorging, I feast
Can't sate my appetite
Feeding the beast
Old shits will DIE TONIGHT!!

credits

from Car Door Dick Smash, released September 1, 2014
Music by Keegan Hrybyk
Lyrics by Keegan Hrybyk and Aaron Doenges
Keegan Hrybyk - Guitar, vocals
Aaron Doenges - Guitar, vocals
Matt Brandt - Bass
Computer - Drums