Sandpaper Colon Cleanse

from Car Door Dick Smash by Car Door Dick Smash

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lyrics

Out with friends talking about our health and fitness
Bill suggests something that he heard from the Mrs.
Colon cleanse will rid your body of its toxins
That sounds nice but I want this to rock my socks off

First I take the toilet plunger - Get the paper
Fasten paper to the bottom – This should be fine
Dip it into Frank’s red hot sauce – Lots of flavor
Suction it to the floor tile – Now its ready I take a squat
First I take the toilet plunger - Get the paper
Fasten paper to the bottom – This should be fine
Dip it into Frank’s red hot sauce – Lots of flavor
Suction it to the floor tile – Now its ready I take a squat

THE SANDPAPER COLON CLEANSE
With just one sweep
Anal tract bleeds
I grit my teeth
All my guts slide on the floor
I’ve minced my meat
Too late for me
Brief sexual glee
and then I will be no more

credits

from Car Door Dick Smash, released September 1, 2014
Music and lyrics by Aaron Doenges
Aaron Doenges - Guitar, vocals
Keegan Hrybyk - Guitar, fake bass, vocals
Computer - Drums